" you're my person. "

" i am a hormone casserole! "

" i don't know how it happened, but i don't have anyone. "

" isn't that the most ridiculous piece of crap you've ever heard? "

" the only time i don't feel like a ghost is when you look at me. "

" how would you feel if she called your penis angry or snide? "

" they're my family. "

" we are not better. "

" the two of us are going to be serving slushies at the multiplex. "

" don't look at me like that, like you've seen me naked. "

" do i have sex hair? "

" just put one foot in front of the other, just get through the day. "

" you're dying inside, aren't you? "

" you can't replace her, nobody can. "

" sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they just can't love you back in the same way. "

" apparently i lost you. "

" i was raised to be a good man in a storm. "

" i never understood squat about who you are. and now i do, and i don't like it. "

" are you upset with me? "

" life without you terrifies me. "

" it's you, i need you, and you're the only thing i will ever need. "

" take your hand off my boob. "

" because, it's what jesus, would freaking do! "

" you got your second chance, just don't screw it up. "

" in your dreams evil spawn! "

" what? you've never did anything crazy for love?"

" take off your pants. "

" you walk away? that's all i get? "

" i always screw myself out of everything good. "

" he/she's the one, and i wish he/she wasn't. "

" it kills you, doesn't it? "

" i'm going to become a lesbian. "

" please don't chase me anymore, not unless you're ready to catch me. "

" you can have the worst crap happen to you and you can get over it, all you gotta do is survive. "

" i would notice if you were missing... i would notice. "

" slow down, slow down.... shh. "

" here, take it easy. "

" i don't wanna be alone. "

" that's it? you're just gonna leave too? "

" i have nothing left. "

" i'm so tired. "

" i don't know what's wrong with me. "

" i don't feel anything. "

" my point is, i have a dog. "

" i'm miserable without he/she/you. "

" why are you whispering? "

" i'd really like to try your method of "healing with love." "

" you did good. "

" i need you alive because you're my person. "

" promise me you won't die because that would be the worst break up ever. "

" i'm still in love with you. i tried not to be, but it didn't work. "

" you want me to kick his/her ass? "

" thirty second dance party! "